Humor & Cartoons
Shouts & Murmurs
Have You Saved Enough for Retirement If Your Life Culminates in Decades of Escalating Misfortune?
You need assets that grow in value constantly, like original paintings by legendary artists, or houses that haven’t been carried away by drones or invaded by mastermind insects.
Daily Cartoons
1/15
“Is this the series finale of America, or do you think they’ll release another episode?”
Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad
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Cartoons from the Issue
1/17
“If anything should ever happen to me, I want you to look into that guy.”
Cartoon by Dahlia Gallin Ramirez
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Updated Rules for Children at Our Brewery
Our chairs are for sitting on, not for constructing elaborate forts.
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The Boyosphere
On today’s episode of the podcast, why mommies are obsolete and naps are for the weak.
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A Day in My Highly Optimized, Convenient Life
With a single tap on the screen, I open the blinds, with another, I turn on the espresso machine, and with a third, I review the footage from my Ring camera.
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Finishing School: Hands Off Our Pencils
Given the wild fluctuations in the market, I did what anyone with a crippling dependence on pencils would do: I took inventory.
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“All I Want for Christmas Is You,” Edited by Someone in Couples Therapy
Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas, mainly because “asking” suggests that you’re doing me a favor, when, in actuality, I’m setting some healthy boundaries.
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Dear Pepper: Slaying the Self-Doubt Dragon
It is easier for me to write my truth than to speak it.
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Premeditated
Close your eyes. Breathe in. Experience “Titanic” and “The Wizard of Oz” the Chloé Zhao way.
Sketchbook
The Disruptors Behind Radiohead’s Art
Thom Yorke and Stanley Donwood discuss how, for thirty years, they’ve crafted the visuals that helped define Yorke’s band, many of which are now on view at Oxford’s Ashmolean Museum.
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Holiday Movies We’re Going to Skip
“A Child’s Christmas in a Waymo,” “Alan Dershowitz Is Coming to Town,” and more.
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So You Want to Come to My New Vinyl-Listening Bar
You may get up to use the restroom, but only between sides. During songs, please remain still. Any movement above shoulder level will be interpreted as dance.