Cartoon Caption Contest
Submit Your Caption
Your caption for Contest #975 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
Cartoon by Tommy Siegel
Rate Submissions
Your responses will help us select three finalists for Contest #974.
Cartoon by Dan Misdea
Time to visit the ophthalmologist!
All captions submitted by readers of The New Yorker.
Vote on Finalists
Your choice will help determine the winning caption for Contest #973.
Cartoon by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
The Winner
Contest #971
Cartoon by Rich Sparks
“I was just one ring away from retirement.”
Scott E. Gilbert, Comfort, Texas
Second Place
“Someday, when you least expect it, you’ll get a terrible paper cut, and you’ll know it was me.”
Tyler Stradling, Mesa, Ariz.
Third Place
“I knew you couldn’t stand living in my shadow.”
Krista Agatielli, Staten Island, N.Y.
